What's The World's Ugliest Car?

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12/01/2015 at 10:02 • Filed to: None

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The Ford Eltec, one of the ugliest cars in history. Can you find one uglier? Probably not...


DISCUSSION (56)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:05

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Pontiac aztek? Pontiac aztek


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:07

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The Puma laughs at your Eltec’s relative beauty.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:07

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I kinda like that, actually.

And the Youabian Puma is the obvious choice, but I’m going to go with this:

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Or really any modern F-series Lexus. Those headlights are unbelievably ugly and ruin the whole car.


Kinja'd!!! My hovercraft is full of eels > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:10

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SsangYong Rodius - the funny thing is, it’s a pretty OK car once you get inside. At least the reviews I read said so.

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:11

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I don't even have to. It's been mentioned several times already.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:11

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My vote is for the Chrysler Voyager III concept.

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Doesn’t look good connected and the proportions are all wrong when it’s separated.

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It’s like a proto-smart but uglier and worse.


Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/01/2015 at 10:12

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Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:13

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Fiat Multipla?

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Fiat Multipla.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Rainbow
12/01/2015 at 10:14

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Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:14

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 10:14

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No.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Rainbow
12/01/2015 at 10:15

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I like Predator face Lexus. I think its better than previous JDM2JZ Yo Lexus.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > TheHondaBro
12/01/2015 at 10:16

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > DoYouEvenShift
12/01/2015 at 10:24

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I like everything except the lights. They’re beautiful cars when they’re not F-trim.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 10:29

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Aw but I like the Multipla.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:31

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The Briggs & Stratton Hybrid. Nah, not really, I just like bringing it up.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/01/2015 at 10:31

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I like the Rover James:

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But hey, each one to his own, if you like the Multipla, thats on you. I hate with a passion the Mustang and the Corvette, so that gets me plenty of flack.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 10:34

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I can’t say I’m a fan of the Mustang, Camaro, Challenger, Corvette, or Charger. I like the SS though.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 10:43

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Any responsible person trying to answer that question would first skim over Le automobiles of France.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 10:44

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Sorry I didn’t quite understand that, could you please say it again? :)

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/01/2015 at 10:45

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I love it. Where can I get one?


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Rainbow
12/01/2015 at 10:47

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No likey the F?

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ISF would be my second choice behind Cadillac when it comes to performance luxury. But it may just be the V8 luring me in.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > That's gonna leave a mark!
12/01/2015 at 10:51

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I think you misread the question. It’s not about beautiful cars, it’s about ugly ones.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > duurtlang
12/01/2015 at 10:52

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Difference of opinion.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/01/2015 at 10:53

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You can’t, sadly. Only a few made as prototypes. It had an industrial Briggs air cooled V-twin, so even with a good exhaust it probably sounded like a caffeinated android snacking on hammers. Most of the driveline pieces were off-the-shelf parts, though, so if you wanted to make your own...


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/01/2015 at 10:59

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It has 6 wheels. What’s there not to love?


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > MultiplaOrgasms
12/01/2015 at 11:09

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THE FIAT MULTIPLA IS A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART omygosh please dont hurt me


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 11:19

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Multiplas aren’t ugly. They are just different.


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > MLGCarGuy
12/01/2015 at 11:49

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Bubbletop does not approve


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12/01/2015 at 11:51

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Peugot SLR doesn’t think so


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/01/2015 at 11:52

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The hell is that?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 11:53

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The result of intrepid investigation into just what a hell of a drug cocaine is:

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/1980-briggs-an…


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/01/2015 at 11:54

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I love the idea, and the proportions are right of the rear car, and I especially like the 2 engines, but.... I wish they could use a good small car... like a 2015 smartForTwo


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > My hovercraft is full of eels
12/01/2015 at 11:55

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The grille reminds me of this

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The Stola Coupe


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 11:56

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It’s just the front half that looks bad.


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Rainbow
12/01/2015 at 11:57

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But the checkmark is so good...

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Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > DoYouEvenShift
12/01/2015 at 11:57

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Those headlights look so depressed


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
12/01/2015 at 11:59

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That’s more like it.


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/01/2015 at 12:01

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Yep. But attach this

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And you get rolling pornography


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 12:04

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We should pitch this idea to them.


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/01/2015 at 12:05

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I think the new smart car is beautiful. How ‘bout you?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 12:06

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I genuinely like it. I’d drive it but I’d be shot.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 12:35

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I’m sorry, let me explain my opinion. The Italian car industry produced a boatload of great looking cars and a small number of questionable designs. The French auto industry on the other hand produced a few great looking cars such as

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this Delahaye but ton of WTF cars such as this

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If you are going to do an industry search for the most questionable designs, I would start in France, IMHO. This from a man who owned this in College and early 20s when no one knew what a Renault was (1972 R 17 yellow but no racing stripe or 17 logo on the side).

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Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 12:36

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All I see is angry predator face. Not a bad thing.

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Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 14:17

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Sure. But the blob above it and the awkward gap in between are horrid.


Kinja'd!!! wiscomick > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 16:02

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Tiburon. Yeeeeeeesh.


Kinja'd!!! SkekTek > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 16:06

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Late 1970’s Ford Mustang. Unfortunately it is missing the godawful hind louvers.


Kinja'd!!! uncle_paul > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 16:25

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Is this even a question?

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I have actually seen real human beings driving this car. It’s not just ugly, it’s offensively ugly. It’s not even consistent in it’s ugliness; why do the windows slope down as they go back? Why, in a car that’s basically a box, does it suddenly get curvy up at the front? Flared wheel arches? Even the PT Cruiser is consistent in it’s ugliness, it’s all-in. They didn’t even go all-in with this monstrosity!


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12/01/2015 at 17:22

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jdrentarol
12/01/2015 at 23:38

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an Infiniti suv

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Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Shane MacGowan's Teeth
12/02/2015 at 15:31

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Hahahahahahaaa


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/02/2015 at 15:32

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Huh. You must live in Alabama


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/02/2015 at 15:33

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Yep. But there’s always Mississippi. They make us look (ever so slightly) better. 49th in the Union baby!


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/03/2015 at 09:12

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Hahaha I love how stereotypes made me guess your home state correctly!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jdrentarol
12/03/2015 at 20:21

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Aw.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jdrentarol
12/08/2015 at 14:33

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People think the PT Cruiser and Aztek are bad, ain’t got shit on the HHR.